Gambling is a vice. With that said, I am a DAMN GOOD GAMBLER! Poker is not really gambling to me, but I just WON a $9000 cruise package to go on the Party Poker Million III Cruise! Out of 750 contestants I finished FIRST! I qualified online for $25 and ran it up to $9000! I might even make the final table, be on the World Poker Tour on the Travel Cannel and possibly win a MILLION dollars! OK, counting my chickens too soon. Today I played from 3:30 PM until 12:30 AM to win this thing. I just got lucky cards, I guess. YEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!

And the winner is…

  1. Me too. Although I haven’t moved the 1/2 dozen of blog sites out there that use FTP. I’m waiting for…

  2. Great job Ammon! I give the cab joke a thumbs up.

  3. Hahaha, that’s great! I rickrolled Bob, my old boss, more times than I can remember. His ringtone in my phone…

  4. A little smoother in your presentation but I still say your real humor talent is in your spontaneous wit!Nevertheless a…

  5. Good set man. I like the “and that’s not true either” add ons.