Ammon Brown

New Workout Partner Announced
New York, NY – Today, Ammon announced the formation of a strategic partnership with a co-worker to merge workout schedules. The mutually advantageous merger is expected to increase the sexiness and overall health of both parties. Ammon Brown, Ammon Inc. CEO, was quoted as saying, “I am very pleased to be undertaking this new endeavor. It is a step in the right direction to break the vicious cycle of low energy and laziness that has affected this organization in recent months.” When asked if this decision was prompted by analyst projections that overall company weight will exceed 340 pounds by the first quarter of 2007, Brown refused comment. He did, however, make it clear that this latest move is unrelated to the impending new year, saying, “I have been in double secret negotiations with my co worker for many months now. The timing has more to do with finalizing scheduling details that with any resolutions.” The co-worker, unnamed in this story to protect his identity until the deal is finalized, also expressed optimisim about having a new gym partner. Brown’s wife was unavailable for comment at press time, but is expected to be pleased with the news. The merger is expected to take effect next week.