YARRRR! In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I have translated my site to Pirate speak. See it here, courtesy of Mediocre Minds. This is in the spirit of the The Shizzolator. You can also find out your Pirate name here. YARRRR!!! My name be Iron Tom Bonney! Yar! Post your pirate name in the comments, matey! The official site may be dead today, but you can always get their gear at cafe shops! And no, I was not paid to link to that. Buncha cynics.