“Maybe it is your animal magnetism” And with those words, Jared Vallejo was launched into stardom. My TV popped itself on this morning at the usual 7 AM, and what should I see, not 15 minutes into SportsCenter? Why none other than Jared Vallejo in a Miller Lite commercial! Expect sales of Miller Lite to skyrocket in the next few weeks. For those of you wondering which central plot-driving character he is, you will see the side of his face for about three seconds after his friend runs away from a charging bull. I thought the entire commercial made very little sense and the plot was convoluted and choppy, and the acting was terrible. Then, 27 seconds into the film, a stunning young actor delivered the climactic line, tying the whole story together in a wry twist that brought me quivering to my knees, both overwhelmed by the dramatic delivery and awed by the stunning conclusion of the film. Oh, Jared, you saved this potential disaster from itself, and elevated beer advertising to a fine art form! Bravo, Jared, Bravo! FYI, it is not posted online yet, but I will link to it when it is. Cheerio, pip pip!
Great job Ammon! I give the cab joke a thumbs up.
Hahaha, that’s great! I rickrolled Bob, my old boss, more times than I can remember. His ringtone in my phone…
A little smoother in your presentation but I still say your real humor talent is in your spontaneous wit!Nevertheless a…
Good set man. I like the “and that’s not true either” add ons.
Me too. Although I haven’t moved the 1/2 dozen of blog sites out there that use FTP. I’m waiting for…