Ammon Brown

Wheee!!! Things are going swell at work, the company is growing by leaps and bounds. I just closed a deal that is worth a nice little sum of cash for everyone involved. I also have a few big name clients lined up and ready to drop some cash on us. Woohoo! I also found out that my friend Jared Vallejo just got done shooting a commercial for Miller beer in Mexico City. I am so glad he found some work, and I can’t wait to see him frolicking around Mexico with a frothy beer in his hand. So here is the plan: As soon as we all see the new commercials for Miller come out, everyone go buy a whole bunch of their beer. They will trace the phenomenal spike in sales back to that incredibly attractive young actor from L.A. and will shower him with cash and incentives to make a feature length movie based on the commercial about a little mexican boy who is searching for the perfect beer. He promised us all kickbacks. Somewhat in the same vein, my friend Kyle is coming to see me (finally!) from Seattle. Gee, I have only been here for a year and a half and my friends are just now getting around to coming to see me. It’s not like it is more than $225 roundtrip on Jet Blue. Anyhoo, for you who wanted to go camping with me this weekend, you will have to be without my boyscouting skills. Apologies all around, I did want to go. But it might be another year and a half before Kyle comes out here again. Note to all others, I am NOT cancelling the White Water Rafting camping trip, for which you can and SHOULD get motivated to RSVP for. Enough shameless plugs, but I do need a headcount before I make the reservation, as they are booking up for that weekend. OK, enough from me. Until next time, kiddies!!