This site started as a blog but has developed somewhat into a warehouse for my programming projects, my random tools, my stand up comedy videos, and many other random tidbits about my life.
As for me, I am just a tortuously good-looking, egregiously intelligent, thunderously hilarious, and ridiculously affable chump. All of that is true. If you do not believe me you should seriously examine your own psyche to try to understand why you would project your own shortcomings upon me.
Pivotal moments in my life include moving to Seattle, moving to New York, getting married, getting divorced, losing a brother, and torching my left hand (it healed). Some of those shape me more than others.
By day I am a professional internet marketer. By night I am a carouser and a stand up comedian. I love my dog more than I love you. That about sums it up.
