It is All Over Now! After winning a commanding 0% of the vote in New Hampshire, Al Sharpton’s campaign has gotten a major boost, as he has been endorsed by Moby. It pays to have the heavy hitters in your corner! Look for a Sharpton resurgence!

I realized today that I simply exist. Nothing more. I just am. A sad an profound realization.

Pokah! I played another poker tournament at Foxwoods this weekend. I did even better than last time. This time there were 200 players and I finished 14th, winning a hundred dollars. Not too bad for my second tournament. I got lucky and found some good hole cards. It also helped that the table I was [...]

Daddy Responds! A response about the Wal-Mart article I posted yesterday (below) from my dad, whose opinion I value highly: Am I the only one who has read Adam Smith??? (Look him up if you have to. Your encyclopedia will probably not fully express his place in history. His influence in establishing free economies and [...]

Evil Empire: I have been meaning to post this article for a while now, but have not had a chance. It is long but worth it. Every time you go to Wal-Mart from now on, you may just be putting your daddy out of a job. Just think about that while you munch on your [...]

Steak, Cheese, and Heritage: Went to Philly this weekend. We went to Pat’s King of Steaks, as all good tourists are instructed to do. We were not too sure whether to go to Pat’s or Gino’s, but we were told that Pat’s was the one to hit. I have always wondered how Cheez Whiz is [...]

Carry-oaky On Wednesday we went to Toto Music Studio in Koreatown for an evening of ear-shattering off-key hijinks. What fun! I learned three things from our private karaoke room: I can’t sing, my friends can’t sing, and the Beatles apparently have six pages of songs to help us prove it. Going to Philly this weekend. [...]

Still Alive Yes, I am still alive. I was just in a freak food processor accident and momentarily thought my computer was a toaster. So my CD ROM drive is now fixed and the crumbs have been removed from the hard drive, so I am back online! Your life once again has meaningful discourse. Let’s [...]